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=GB Solutions=

"You can't polish a turd"
Know your banker/
Know your farmer

Eat Farmers Market samples
Garden your lawn
Learn to swim
Walk/Bike
Sell Your Car (while you can)
Stop buying new crap! (coach bags, clothes, cars, ipods, sunglasses)
--Freegan.info
--Story 'o Stuff
--The Compact
--AdBusters
Fix your technojunk
--Lifehacker
Pay off all debts
Avoid more debts (cut up your credit cards, save up and pay with cash)
More solutions...
Have 2 kids or less
Drive 55

=green-awash=

Let's Greenwash This City
WiserEarth: Hypocrites
The Six Sins of Greenwashing (Download PDF)
Wikipedia: Greenwash
SourceWatch.org
MapCruzin news
BusinessEthics
Dictionary entry
Lush get clean
Ecorazzi: calls out celeb bad apples

Cars__________
Truth About Toyota - they ain't green! none of the carmakers are.
Greenwashed Cars
"Hybrid" Cars

=corporate politics=

Wealth Control
Do you have enough savings to buy land? Do you struggle to pay rent or other debts? The American Dream is DEAD.

* Blogs...
ClusterFuck Nation
Housing Bubble Blog
Life after oil crash
Mogambo Guru
PoliTits

* News...
Independent Environment
Online Journal
NarcoNews
Info Clearinghouse
China birth defects increase
Alternet: What happened to the American dream?
PBSFrontline: Persuaders
BizWeek: Bush Increased Wealth Gap
Wealth/Income Inequality in the US
Google: Richest 1%
Wetlands Preserve "Ecomagination"
Freegan.info living w/o $

Who's Your Daddy?
A feudal state (corporation), king, or CEO?
OpenSecrets: 2008 Campaign Contributors who's giving the most money to Hillary, Obama, and the rest?
American Dynasties: Like Old France
Corporate Roots of American Fascism
CommonDreams: Corporate Fascism
War on Greed
Corporate Behavior Guide

We support
Coop America
credit unions
Dennis Kucinich
Ralph Nader
Black Panther Party
Cuba
President Putin
Marijuana growers
Shanghai Working Group
Cooperatives
Hostels
Goodwill
Salvation Army
CitizenWatchdogs
Burt's Bees
United Farm Workers
unionizing
non-profits
localizing
Conservation
Organic farming
Local businesses
Puppies and kittens
Some areas of Earth _without_ any human settlement, for other animals
US Constitution, with major edits or rewrites to stay current
(global) civil society
getting a raise every year to keep up with inflation
Rebels with a good cause
Legalizing drugs

We do NOT support
US Corporations
For-profit prisons
Central banks (federal reserve: citi, jp morgan, chase, lehman bros, BofA...)
Inflation - printing more paper/pixel dollars
slumlords
Corporate "individual rights"
Republican Party
Democrat Party
Nazi Party
Aryan Nation
Dirtiness
La Raza
Ethnic cleansing
Genocide
Slavery (ah, but we're getting back to this again)
Osama bin Laden and his CIA handlers
CIA
General Motors
General Electric
WalMart
globalization
International Monetary Fund
george w bush
richard b cheney
United Way
Cocaine cartels
Opium cartel support by UK/US
NATO
Production tract housing builders: Pulte, Lennar, KBHome, TollBros, etcetcetc