oil

Fade to Black: the end of oil

Fade to Black... The End of Modern Civilization is upon us.

When oil becomes rare and only rich people can buy it...

then Americans can no longer...

* fly airplanes
* drive cars

Oil Companies WANT the North Pole to Melt Away

It just makes a fistful of cash sense that the Bush Administration and Major Oil Companies want the arctic pole to melt so they can drill for more oil and gas there, to make even more dirty money.

Crude oil and gasoline price extrapolation

Check out this graph

If you look at current data (March 2008) you see that every $10 the cost of crude goes, up, gas prices go up by about $0.25.

So, check out our new excel sheet with extrapolations.

CNN Lies: Oil Prices Have Not "SOARED" Today

CNN's pants on fire. Oil prices have not "SOARED"
And the Truth: Gas is STILL cheap!

Oil prices are not soaring today. CNN/Money are blowing more smoke up our asses. Here's proof.

Today, crude oil prices wobbled from $88 to $90 then back again, per 42-gallon barrel. Compare this TWO PER CENT increase to today's CNN/Money Magazine story: "OIL PRICES SOAR".

Again: 2% increase in price = "oil prices soar." How embarassing.

The reason oil is going up, according to the article, is because OPEC wants to sell the same amount of oil, because they can't or don't wanna pump more of the black gold.

Why pump more now when it'll be worth more later? Doyee.

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