This is a memopad to jot down all the evil green bullshit lies and hypocrisy we see everywhere. We are a big, green stink. So can you! Join in and shake a tanned fist at the rich, untanned Green-Burning Man, Corporations, Big Banks and their Globalization of Poverty. And your fellow drivers.
The Dirt on "Green" Ads
Get the Goods.
Traffic Congestion Sucks!
We Can Do This.
"Live Free or Drive"
Carectomy!
CarFree Portland
FreePublicTransit
World CarFree Network
"Put the fun between your legs" -common bicycle tube sticker
with all the Money You Save with our ideas, you can finally afford to collect stamps, gold bars, a spare bicycle, or donate to any of these great groups working hard for our common interests.
NRDC
Heifer Int'l
Finca
Earth Defense
Greenpeace
Sierra Club
Union of Concerned Scientists
Solari (come clean, financially!)
From an AP story:
Paris Hilton is making a personal contribution to protecting the environment.
"I changed all the light bulbs to energy-safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now," the 26-year-old celebrity heiress said Wednesday.
Hilton said she turns off the lights, doesn't leave the TV on or the water running when she leaves her house.
HOORAY FOR HER! WAY TO MAKE A COMMITMENT TO SUSTAINABILITY!
Editor: are we really supposed to believe that she's giving up air travel and 6,000 mile caviar also? Rich and powerful families have always had their castles, bigger houses, security staff, hot cocoa, plentiful horses and pig-on-a-spit pie. This never changes. It's just that the rest of us peons now have plentiful horses (Ford Mustang) and McMeat (In'N'Out) available 24/7. The world wouldn't be fucked a million times over if only the rich and powerful drove cars. And she hasn't had any kids yet. Now that's a "dark green" leading by example!
