This is a memopad to jot down all the evil green bullshit lies and hypocrisy we see everywhere. We are a big, green stink. So can you! Join in and shake a tanned fist at the rich, untanned Green-Burning Man, Corporations, Big Banks and their Globalization of Poverty. And your fellow drivers.
The Dirt on "Green" Ads
Get the Goods.
Traffic Congestion Sucks!
We Can Do This.
"Live Free or Drive"
Carectomy!
CarFree Portland
FreePublicTransit
World CarFree Network
"Put the fun between your legs" -common bicycle tube sticker
with all the Money You Save with our ideas, you can finally afford to collect stamps, gold bars, a spare bicycle, or donate to any of these great groups working hard for our common interests.
NRDC
Heifer Int'l
Finca
Earth Defense
Greenpeace
Sierra Club
Union of Concerned Scientists
Solari (come clean, financially!)
Fade to Black... The End of Modern Civilization is upon us.
When oil becomes rare and only rich people can buy it...
then Americans can no longer...
* fly airplanes
* drive cars
* buy cheap stuff from China (Gap and Banana Republic clothing, WalMart goodies, Target $1 items, 99 cent store stuff)...
On the Positive Side, Americans will now...
* ride bikes (get healthy, lose weight, breathe cleaner air)
* demand quality trains and buses (public transportation), Japanese style
* consume less crap
* have less need for paid storage lockers
* eat locally grown food, possibly from our own front lawns
* live a slower, less hectic lifestyle
I say, Bring It On!
Now, to get me own projector and play movies on the side of a public wall...
