This is a memopad to jot down all the evil green bullshit lies and hypocrisy we see everywhere. We are a big, green stink. So can you! Join in and shake a tanned fist at the rich, untanned Green-Burning Man, Corporations, Big Banks and their Globalization of Poverty. And your fellow drivers.
The Dirt on "Green" Ads
Get the Goods.
Traffic Congestion Sucks!
We Can Do This.
"Live Free or Drive"
Carectomy!
CarFree Portland
FreePublicTransit
World CarFree Network
"Put the fun between your legs" -common bicycle tube sticker
with all the Money You Save with our ideas, you can finally afford to collect stamps, gold bars, a spare bicycle, or donate to any of these great groups working hard for our common interests.
NRDC
Heifer Int'l
Finca
Earth Defense
Greenpeace
Sierra Club
Union of Concerned Scientists
Solari (come clean, financially!)
Watch this now!
You know the drill.
Tell ALL your friends about this short film!
Tell ALL your friends to boycott Chevron gas stations and mini marts.
And, sell your car to the last SUCKER while you can.
And, with the money you save, get a really good bike. (Or just jog and swim!)
And, with your new studly exercise routine, you won't have to DRIVE to the GYM every night! Hahaha.
Stupid waste of fuel--solo car commuters. Hydrocarbons are too important to burn out of tailpipes. At least the solo car commuter type.
