This is a memopad to jot down all the evil green bullshit lies and hypocrisy we see everywhere. We are a big, green stink. So can you! Join in and shake a tanned fist at the rich, untanned Green-Burning Man, Corporations, Big Banks and their Globalization of Poverty. And your fellow drivers.
The Dirt on "Green" Ads
Get the Goods.
Traffic Congestion Sucks!
We Can Do This.
"Live Free or Drive"
Carectomy!
CarFree Portland
FreePublicTransit
World CarFree Network
"Put the fun between your legs" -common bicycle tube sticker
with all the Money You Save with our ideas, you can finally afford to collect stamps, gold bars, a spare bicycle, or donate to any of these great groups working hard for our common interests.
NRDC
Heifer Int'l
Finca
Earth Defense
Greenpeace
Sierra Club
Union of Concerned Scientists
Solari (come clean, financially!)
Lick My Green Balls came about through a brainshitstorm moment one fine day in whatever city we were working in. Sitting there in our Aeron chairs, looking out at the great Pacific Ocean on a client visit...
Why this screwed up website?
- Low Budg!
- Greenwashing is a major PR business these days. Which rock have you been hiding under, that you wouldn't notice? Every PR firm and Corporation is in on the action! Why shouldn't we join in the fun?!
- Human overpopulation is the root cause of most problems: not enough water, not enough cheap crude oil and gasoline, not enough food, not enough conflict management, not enough tortillas, not enough nookular fuel, not enough room to get to the bar of your local Green Drinks or any nightclub's bar for that matter (for instance, try getting a drink in less than 10 minutes at the Venetian's TAO BAR!)
- No one wants to confront the obvious, glaring issue of human overpopulation
- Every major car company in the world fights conservation, by suing California over emission mandates, lobbying for weak federal legislation in America and other countries
- The USGovernment is run by and for the wealthy few: 1 dollar = 1 vote.
- At this site, one complaint = 1 vote. Rock out with your cock out!
- We needed something better to occupy our work hours... hence the request that everyone join with a pseudonym!
- Love, war and peace. Food/water/energy make our day.
